SUPER SEXY MAN POST. LET’S DO THIS.
(as per usual, none of these belong to me but to the beautiful wonderful peeps of Tumblr!)
I thought the shifty eyed Watson would be a nice touch at the end.
So I’m drunk and I love my boyfriend but FUCK Max Joseph is still easily one of the sexiest men I have ever seen in my entire life OH MY GOD
Guys, a drunken sexy man post is coming. It totally is. It’s been a while but it’s looooooong overdue.
10 things not to say to a women
this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered
Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like
PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say
Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.
Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?
basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels
fucking thank you
Currently in bed being useless because of lady times with a bag of kettle corn at my side, Ironman 2 on TV and browsing Tumblr during the commercials.
At least I’m suffering in comfort